Welcome to the most high-stakes tea-making and pizza-storing experience of your life. Your mission is simple: brew a cup of tea and put a pizza in the fridge. The problem? Everything is out to kill you. Look at the duck? Dead. Choose the wrong fusebox cable? Fried. Touch something you weren’t supposed to? Gone. Navigate a world where even the most mundane tasks can lead to instant, absurd demise. Think fast, follow the rules (maybe), and try not to perish in the dumbest way possible. How hard could it be? (Very.) Also beware of the plane.